Family Reunion Elephant Stew

1 elephant
brown gravy
Salt & Pepper
2 rabbits, optional



Cut elephant into bite sized pieces. This should take 2 -3 months. Cover with Brown gravy and cook over Kerosene fire about 4 weeks. If more guests drop by, the 2 rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. Serves 3800.